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(David Letterman) has been on the air my entire adult life. Late Night debuted my first year in college. I learned more from watching Dave than I did from going to my classes — especially the ones I did not go to because I had stayed up until 1:30 watching Dave.

This man has influenced every host that came after him, and even a few who came before him — he’s that good.

And I tell you — I do not envy whoever they try to put in that chair.

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

My advice will be stop taking so many selfies. I have seen a lot of selfies lately. I think they’re getting a little out of control.

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

president-brobama:

My dad just called me lay-z i’m so done with him

vinebox:

me at the movies

republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

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Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

audieaud:

hi:

tryswitchingitoffandonagain:

hi:

ummm zac efron at the mtv movie awards right now

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what are u doing

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why am i not there right now

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im going to cry

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It’s okay guys, I’m crying too. After all, we’re all in this together.

oh no you didn’t just..

dude, get your head in the game.

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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