*looks into crystal ball*
i can see that ur a lil bitch
And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…
exams and term papers got you stressed out and run down? well just remember, no matter how poorly you do, and no matter how much better everyone else does, no one is getting a job when they graduate
WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU heck
that nigga dead, he summoned ifrit with that balloon
the fire nation struck again
frodo coulda destroyed the ring in that room
casting for the new human torch
u think his fedora protected him or nah
this post ruined my life
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
This line has never made any sense to me
*clears throat and pulls out binder labeled The Sound of Music Explained*
Captain von Trapp is used to calling the shots around his house. Now, Maria has come into his house and blatantly disobeyed his orders, taking authority for herself. He, seeing now that she has this authority, has subconsciously recognized it and blurts out the line in question because he’s flustered and angry
and distracted by a soaking wet nun.
That’s why she makes that face. She knows she’s gaining something here, she’s got some serious respect from the man who was originally going to summon her via whistle. Now they both know that she knows that they are on a level playing field and that he is actually listening to what she is saying he just doesn’t want to hear it.
*puts away binder and dusts hands* Thank you and good night.