one time back in 2009 I decided to prank my mom by putting ketchup packets under the toilet seat so when she sat down they would pop and splatter on her ass and I waited for hours and I ended up forgetting so later that night I went to pee and I sat down and the kEITchup pATCKet s splattered ALL OVER ME TAINt AND DUNGEon, HERE IS A blurry PICture I TOOK WHILE LAUinghg
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
I. AM. CRYING.
if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u
this could be us but you playin
whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog
Me after summer break.