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charlottelabouff:

one time back in 2009 I decided to prank my mom by putting ketchup packets under the toilet seat so when she sat down they would pop and splatter on her ass and I waited for hours and I ended up forgetting so later that night I went to pee and I sat down and the kEITchup pATCKet s splattered ALL OVER ME TAINt AND DUNGEon, HERE IS A blurry PICture I TOOK WHILE LAUinghg

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

akwhard:

does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?

thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

nicoosuxx:

this could be us but you playin

nicoosuxx:

this could be us but you playin

tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break.